Dearest
dark_reaction,
I suck at life and punctuality and couldn't think of a damn thing to write for you for your birthday, other then I hope it is a happy one.
I know that 21 is a big marker in life (at least, this side of the pond it is), and that you're not really a drinker per se, so here's what I came up with...
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And now, the Professors Winchester will help me explain some awesome things about being 21, for your amusement. )